You think I sound American, you should hear my friend Kali. She's legit from Cali and sounds like it. [Sorry, bro, you won't manage to insult him that way. But he's gonna take what he says at face value--to an extent--and see where this is going.]

I'm no chessmaster, so I wouldn't be much of a challenge there. No Monopoly? I will own you by the end of the game.